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Episode 99 - Fenrir Greyback is a crazy whore, and Mike captures Poufwa

Episode 99 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Before Mike bids us farewell, he decides to capture Poufwa! His reign of terror involves the spread of communism, an explosion of sound effects, Conan the Adventurer, Richard M. Nixon, a bagel, the ultimate victor in the battle between an armchair and a love-seat, and former US Vice President George Clinton.

Allow me to present one of the best episodes Poufwa has ever put out!

Along the way, we also touch on In Blood Only, Chapters 25-34!

In episode 43 of PeonCast, Smart Children, Old Folks and Surprise Email, the Peons discuss: The Wizard and the Hopping Pot, by Vikki3!

~This makes Kayla sad.
~Sue is reminded of her Grandpa.
~This Wizard is a Puff.
~Listen to the 4 year old.
~How do you say it?
~Old folks should be cherished and loved.
~Kelly’s Grandfather makes history.
~Half Blood Prince is coming out, oops, did come out.

Happy listening!

Hosts: PS, Mike
Peons: Sue, Raesive, Dethryl
Peon Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Scott, Kayla
Poufwa Editor: Ryan
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 2′34′31

 
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Episode 98 - To exterminate or bagelate, that is the question…

Episode 98 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

In this episode, I forget we’re not doing an Exchange episode and spend nearly 28 minutes boring Mike to death about:
PS’s theories on BSG through S2;
Laura Roslin’s hair stylist;
BSG compared to Dr Who, Firefly & V;

Mike and I play “I’ll Show You Mine”;

Jen2 learns how to use a computer, and forgets she’s not on an Exchange podcast about BSG;

This conversation is included with and greatly expanded on in Poufwa Exchange Episode 19 - BattleStar, Doctor Who, and Boobs: Gaul Style!

After 43 minutes, we start In Blood Only, everyone’s favorite fic;

Lucky, Lucy, Luscious, Lucius… it’s all the same dude, man;

Jen2 starts a Facebook group to save innocent waterfowl;

Mike disses PS;

Jen2 comes out of the closet;

I conjugate the verb, ‘to bagel’;

We say serious stuff, srsly…

On tonight’s 42nd episode of Peoncast, A Garden, a Blender and a Big Pizza Pie, the Peons discuss Fountain of Fair Fortune from Beetle the Bard by JK Rowling!

The Peons would like to enthusiastically plug The Butterbeer Experience and mention the full-length musical based on the last section of Deathly Hallows, for presentation at Infinitus!

~Kayla is confused
~Scott’s got the UK book
~Brain sharing
~Kayla’s on Mars
~Lena helps out
~Altheda’s a Puff
~She may in fact be Sue in disguise
~That’s Amore…..
~Analyzing JK’s sketch
~Bad Kitties
~Learn to work together
~The Garden is Magic
~Sir Slytherdor

Please enjoy the special edition of the Quibbler, courtesy of ADH Scarlett, made exclusively for this episode!

Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, PS, Mike
Peon Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Scott, Kayla
Poufwa Editor: Jen2
PeonCast Editor: Sue and Scott
Episode Length: 2′32′10

 
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Episode 97 - Doctor Phoo, Wald Beaver, and the holiday of Little Miss Snape

Episode 97 of PotterFicWeekly has been released! In this episode, we begin our four part series covering In Blood Only, by E.M. Snape. Tonight we begin with the first fourteen chapters!

Snape is Harry’s father. No one is happy to hear it.

In this episode, Kezza is definitely not happy to hear it. Mike wonders why. It’s a very heated conversation that had me laughing so hard that my real-life friends were desperate to find Poufwa and discover what was so funny. If only they knew!

Next week’s episode will cover through Chapter 25.

Episode 41 of PeonCast, Classic PeonCast, Nothing but the Best and F is for Final, covers The F Series-Fortune and The F Series-Fireworks by Antosha.

~Where’d the money go?
~Harry is crazy.
~James/Scorpius
~Scott’s here!!!
~Ginny is a snitch?
~Kelly’s family tree
~Scent association
~Antosha-Will you do a Next Gen fic for us? Called Future?
~How many ways can you say Fireworks?
~Harry/Luna?
~Lily Luna - a force of nature
~Kayla thinks Neville is HOT
~Sue’s older than dirt
~F Series stands for FUN!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Kezza, Mike
Peons: Sue, Scott, Kelly, Kayla, Hufflepuff Dan
Poufwa Editor: PS
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 3′35′20

 
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Episode 96 - Hello, are we not Wizards?

Episode 96 of PotterFicWeekly has been released after an extended hiatus, with coverage of Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy, and Barb’s Psychic Serpent trilogy, drawing to a close! In tonight’s episode, we discuss the final chapters, break for PeonCast, and return with an extended interview with Barb. It’s been a terrific nine part series, and we very much look forward to covering our final four fics with you over the coming months!

Be sure to join us for coverage of In Blood Only, by E.M. Snape, beginning next week. From there, we’ll travel back in time 1,000 years to meet my very famous yet not so much flame retardant ancestor, drop by a bookstore in Surrey that believes in reading the best of CS Lewis in chronological order, and find out what Kezza’s really been up to all these years!

On PeonCast #40: The Handyman, Hotels, Chocolate Covered Coffee Beans and Duct Tape, the Peons discuss Folly, Act 3, by Antosha. In this episode:

~Scott’s shy
~Kelly passed her Charms OWL
~You have One Hour, to find a Chess Master
~Prune juice for the old folk
~First Responder???
~Antosha said that Molly changed the room
~April Fools - A good day to wed
~We all love this series
~Kayla says, “BAI”

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Kezza, Jen2
Episode Guests: Dethryl, Sue, Melindaleo, Barb
Peons: Sue, Kelly, Scott, Kayla
Poufwa Editor: PS, Omly
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 4′22′11

 
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Episode 95: Sexy possums, lonely Kezza, and Barb: the small business owner

Episode 95 of PotterFicWeekly has been released, with coverage of Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy, Chapters 11-23!

Tonight’s episode summary, provided by Scarlett, LLC:

Ryan is uncomfortable
Sukie@Ducksfoot
Reality as told by the Son & Heir
In which there are Zoo MRIs
Happy Aug-Hallow-cember
Ryan/Kezza: The Quibbler got there first!
Hagrid is armed
Sue is a razor-toothed alien
Bernad. Nuff said.
Ryan is a time traveler
Matt & Ryan geek out
Canada is not safe anymore
Poufwanians are map-challenged
Petunia Potter: Brain Bleach Pronto
A Hufflepuff Revolt
Boats capsize, so the world is good
Kezza doesn’t know canon
Ryan and Kezza equal illegal, but they have theme music
Matt cannot talk
BAD kissing jokes (sans lemurs)
The plot says so…we’re still cranky
Hermione - The Battered Girlfriend
Harry & Hermione are not allowed a Delorean
Shhh….plot’s talking…time for logic to hush
Neville’s getting snogged!
Poufwa just went where PeonCast went. So, who started the bloody thing?
1 VAT of brain bleach please
Master Harry-Wan Kenotti
Kezza pulls a Ryan and monologues
Dragon jam! Now in handy resealable jars
Kezza is a circular podcaster
BAD cat jokes. Still no lemurs involved.
Splodey brainz tiem nao.

Don’t miss next week’s episode, complete with coverage of the final chapters of the trilogy and an interview with Barb!

On PeonCast #38: Luna’s Lost her Mind, Bandicoots and Clean the Table, covering Folly Act 1 and Folly Act 2, by Antosha!

~Kayla is Ryan
~Sue-er doesn’t work
~Never mess with a Hufflepuff
~Neville kisses and tells
~Luna logic
~Snorkacks do exist
~Words…..
~Sirius drives by
~Purple People Snorkack Eater…..
~Dung bombs rule

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Kezza
Episode Guests: Dethryl, Matt, Sue
Peons: Sue, Kelly, Scott, Kayla
Poufwa Editor: Kezza
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 2′51′44

 
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Episode 94 - Two half podcasters, one fake Arthur, and a tent

Episode 94 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

With three episodes to go in our coverage of Barb’s Psychic Serpent trilogy, Poufwa jumps into a discussion of Chapters 1-10 of Harry Potter and the Triangle Prophecy!

Harry’s 7th and final year of school. In a time of uncertainty, the Muggle world has found a source of comfort and stability. Only Harry suspects that it isn’t safe. Wizards are more concerned about themselves than Muggles since Voldemort’s return, but are only Muggles at risk? Will anyone listen to Harry? He must decide whether to make a sacrifice that will change him–and the wizarding world– forever.

Sue, Melindaleo and Dethryl are driving the bus this week, and I mean that literally in Sue’s case. It sounds like she’s actually driving a bus while podcasting!

In tonight’s episode:

ADH Harry is a roofer…
Dethryl objects to Harry being considerate of morning people…
Melinda objects to Slytherins…
Dethryl turns purple and has a coronary…
Canon versus AU versus real versus fake leads to one conclusion: Harry Potter is real!
Sue’s in a tunnel…
Molly’s in a plant…
The gang’s in a clown car…
…and because the plot says so!

PeonCast #37: In Which Snorkacks Lay Eggs, Singing is Dry Work, and Neville is Suave…ish, covering Forever, by Antosha!

~Technical difficulties all around.
~Sue is Jen.
~Ms. Lupin not M.S. Lupin.
~Slughorn is the new Lockhart.
~A non sparkly vampire, who wears his heart on his sleeve.
~Luna knows Quidditch.
~Kayla, forgive us.
~Sue knows her sports. Not!
~Sternum as metaphor
~Harry Potter Who???
~Ginny, weak in the knees.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: *Crickets*
Episode Guests: Sue, Melindaleo, Dethryl
Peons: Scott, Kelly, Sue, Tricia, Oliversgal
Poufwa Editor: Matt
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 1′58′39

 
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Episode 93 - Jews, Mike, and a Penguin

‘Nuff said!

Episode 93 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Topping off our discussion of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions with Chapter 15-21 discussion, Poufwa crashes at Ruth’s house to bone up on the latest Hebrew updates from Poufwa’s own Resident Jews!

There is singing involved. Mike and I are on the line. Do-the-math.

And don’t drink carbonated refreshments while listening!

In between discussing terrific character moments and complex time-travel mechanics that scream out for the assistance of Doc Brown’s dry-erase board, Mike weighs in with his weekly commentary on an important social issue that he feels is plaguing the human race. You’ll recall that three weeks ago he weighed in on sex ed classes in a Mike Administration. There was gasping and headdesking.

This week, Mike outdoes himself. That’s all I can say. And once you listen, you’ll likely be as speechless as I am!

And tonight, the Peons are proud to release Episode 36: Sue confused, the Wrong Track, and Plinky, Planky Soup, covering First, by Antosha!

~Cody is Duct Taped in the corner.
~We try tongue twisters.
~What hand does Dean use?
~It’s a quadrangle.
~Kreacher: matchmaker or interior decorator?
~ #13 Grindlewald Place.
~Dan has the emotional range of more than a teaspoon.
~Monty Python defeats Scott.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl
Peons: Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Sue, Dan, Cody
PeonCast Guests: Antosha
Poufwa Editor: Jen2 and Ryan
Episode Length: 2′38′37

 
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Episode 92 - Apologies to Lesbians and Bob Dole

Episode 92 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Resuming our discussion of Chapters 8-14 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions, Poufwa blends together solid fic discussion and analysis with the literary equivilant of off roading in a Ford Escort.

In this episode:

Mike is charge, can’t tell who anybody is, thinks Dethryl is an imposter, pre-interprets prophecy, has a million questions, and reveals to us that he - Mike - the big guy - has a crazy brother…

PS is a Subaru, Dethryl is a Nissan, and Kismatt is the Vicar of Dibley…

Harry has emotions, Dumbledore’s a pirate, and don’t forget those five important words: The-plot-said-so.

Following Episode 92 of Poufwa, stay tuned for Episode 35 of PeonCast: Two True Poufwanians, Vernon on Top, and Mike is Harry, where the Peons discuss The F Words 4: Family, by Antosha!

Daniel walks on water….
Sue takes on the tractor.
Making the TEA…
Kelly interrupts, then changes her mind…
Hawt Dudley…
Kayla wonders, who’s on top?
We love Mike…
Mel Brooks…..who?
…Men in uniform.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl, Aaron, Tim
Peons: Sue, Kayla, Kelly, Dan
Poufwa Editor: Ryan
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 3′00′57

 
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Episode 91 – Where in the hell is Rae, Harry needs brain bleach & Mike encourages stalkers

Episode 91 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for the fourth installment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode the Peons take over as we cover chapters 1 through 7 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions. Highlights for tonight include:

~ Kayla isn’t prepared because she’s moving to Germany.

~ The New Lord Voldie:  He’s the new Hair Club for Men Spokesman.

~ Draco and Harry BFFs.

~ Potterficweekly, you never know who your hosts really are…

~ Recording Rae = Epic Fail

~ The Hero’s List:  No ticking alarm clocks.

~ Harry’s Hot Liquid Sexiness.

~ Snape the good Dad.

~ Harry does the math:  Brain Beach Please.

~ “Stalkers Never Give Up”

~ Hufflepuff Truth or Dare.

~ Draco is a good friend, really.

~ Beware of Hogwarts Ghosts:  “Fix it!”

~ Mike has questions and more questions.

~ The newest Hufflepuffs are loyal men of action.

~ Elvis is in the Podcast.

~ Rae finds herself in an episode of COPS!

In Episode 34 of PeonCast, The Next Generation: Birthday Presents, a Hufflepuff from Peanuts, and Dallas Ruins Fanfiction we cover F Words 3: The F Word.  Available here or here, and also (at the second link) read on audio by the author.

  • Death Eaters: better or worse than cockroaches?
  • Non-forking family trees
  • A moment of silence for Fred
  • How long a line?
  • Definitely more depth than a teaspoon
  • Tension, release, and ways of doing so
  • Always theirs together
  • The important F-word

Episode Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl
Peons: Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen
Poufwa Editor: Sue, Omly
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 2′18’05

 
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Episode 90 - Neville’s a drug addict, Rosmerta needs HRT and Hermione’s on Viagra

Episode 90 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for  the third instalment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode we cover chapters 24 through the Epilogue of The Psychic Serpent. In this episode:

Mike podcasts from a falling dryer on Neptune that is rolling down a hill infested with cockroaches

Jen2 and Kezza break up over movie tickets and biscuit cans but Kezza and Mr Kezza get married in spite of Titanic

Mike breaks up with Draco and Ryan breaks Mike with hugs and a love-meter

The Harry Potter child actors meet Diff’rent Strokes and grow pot while dressed as transvestites without knickers looking super-meg-foxy-awesome hot

Ryan cracks against Jo Rowling and menopausal Rosmerta while favouring the F-word

Mike makes Jen2 blush in the fluffy room and Kezza loses it at the thought of popcorn

Dethryl collides with Wizards in Kilts and Mike and Kezza try to forget Irish lesbian McGonagall and Scottish Seamus

Ryan Turns Around for Barb, Dethryl ships Mike and Ryan thinks about Kezza’s popcorn when he should be working
Mike solves the duelling mystery and is not helped by the quicksand wisdom dispensed by the hosts

None of the hosts know who the Head Boy is, who dated Cho and Fleur, if Cedric Diggory has more going for him than great hair or whether Roger Davies is evil or just boring like Terry Boot

Even when they all drop off the call they pick it right back up again right where they left off talking about Harry’s banana

There is nothing to be said about the Viagra … just listen as Mike delivers a safe sex PSA

In Episode 33 of PeonCast: The Next Generation, Three Puffs and a Gryffy walk into a Podcast, the Peons share with us Antosha’s The F Words 2: Fame.

Loswen arrived to balance out the Puffiness but we forgot to tell her to read the previous chapter. Oops.

The Hufflepuffs steal Harry and Luna, the Gryffindors throw Hermione out and Daniel plucks heartstrings. Then it?s time for popcorn as The Next Generation goes back, waaaay back to Number Ten …

Listen on as Daniel and Loswen have a showdown, Dumbledore is cast in Lord of the Rings because he has a ring and Kayla gets visitors to Canada, the safest place next to Oz …

Episode Hosts:  Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike
Episode Guests:  Sue, Dethryl
Peons:  Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen
Poufwa Editor:  Kezza
PeonCast Editor:  Sue
Episode Length: 2′45′21

 
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