Episode 247: Say Anything But “Fine”

We continue our coverage of “These Cuts I Have” by Melindaleo. It’s “talk like a pirate day”, too bad only Scott knows this. Sue is back to work and knows her bird eggs. In the story, Arthur calls a Family Meeting, the trio has “take out” Chinese and there’s snogging. Harry and Ron go on a raid and Harry gets a new broom. Ron leaves a special gift for the Dusrley’s and we see Umbridge’s trial. Harry has a cold, but he tells everyone that he’s fine.

Meanwhile in this podcast:

Talk like a pirate



Pirate Queen

Young Harry picture

The date

Death Eater

Family Meeting


New broom

It’s a raid

Time with Teddy

It’s just a cold

Dursley hunting

Bank vaults

He’s like totally poisoned

It was a trap


A deal with Draco

Birthday Owl

Hosts: Sue, Scott

Guest Host: Moony

Editor: Wolfie

Total runtime: 2’24’37