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Episode 81 – A Year Late Because of Jen and the Bow Wow

Due to Jen Classic’s ironclad contractual obligations, unstopped by rain, snow, sleet, vicodin, rampant nausea, inability to see feet, and lifegiving moments captured on Facebook video, Poufwa is pleased to present its three week arc on the Snape/Hermione fic, When a Lioness Fights, by kayly silverstorm!

In this episode:

Hermione is a quite troubled, young caffeine-addicted, Vulcan/Borg Death Eater hybrid who thinks tribal warriors are girly men who stare at delicate waves for comfort.

Dumbledore has Parkinsons. If it were a ship, Remus/Tree would be unemployed.

Snape is Batman…

Hermione’s spleen is missing…

…and we’re pretty sure Jen is committing a federal crime during the recording of this episode.

PARTS OF THIS FIC SCARED THE BEJEEZES OUT OF ME, AND I’VE SEEN MY BEST FRIEND IN THE MORNING WITHOUT HER MAKEUP ON. READERS UNDER SIXTEEN YEARS OF AGE WILL BE BEATEN WITH PICNIC TABLES IF THEY READ IT, IN COMPLIANCE OF FANFICTION.NET AGE RESTRICTIONS!

In Episode 24 of PeonCast, Kayla finds the Mute Button and Canada speaks English, the Peons move on to A Different Fate, by lordhellebore!

In this episode:

* Kayla lives in a noisy house

* Cody’s ambivalent

* Harry is delayed

* Adults aren’t stupid

* Drabbles are like Chips

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen Classic, Sue, Rae
Editor: Kezza
Episode Length: 1’52’04

Episode 80 – Cliches & Cliffhangers: The Peons Take Over

Episode 80 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Tonight, Poufwa concludes its three-episode arc covering CreativeQuill’s Harry Potter and the Power of Faith!

Due to a labor shortage and issues of dyslexia and erectile dysfunction, the hosts abandoned ship and requested a bailout. This two-part episode is driven completely by our lovely neighborhood peons, covering Chapters 1-11 in the first hour, and the balance in the second.

They discover:

War is like paintball

Tricia channels Mike

NPR = PFW

Susan the communist!

Social Services: You have one hour!”

After cleaning up for the hosts, the Peons take four seconds off before returning with tonight’s PeonCast: Spoilers, Dean “Bloody” Thomas and What’s Ron Eating? which concludes discussion of the prequel story, In the Beginning, where:

Ron combines food and sex

Kelly spoils Kayla and Tricia

Lav Lav has assets

Kelly is logical

and Sue is not a communist…for now!

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: *Crickets*
Editor: Omly
Episode Length: 2’20’34

Special Edition 18 – Squeefest Half-Blood Prince!

Our thrilling round robin episode where we discuss the great and important points of the new Half-Blood Prince film has been released! Early!

It’s Classic Jen as she falls off the line, Ultimate Jen2 as she has an Ebaby related emergency and Richard and PS hold to Poufwa tradition by shocking us all.

It’s not a commentary but because we’ve all been to see it twice in 24 hours we know half the scenes off by heart and learned to love the Harry/Ginny moments.

We’re not sure exactly what happened, but somewhere along the way we wanted to wrap Slughorn in a blanket, take Dan Radcliffe home and keep him on a shelf to amuse us and fell in love with Michael Gambon. WTF? Michael Gambon, FTW?

Oh, if you’re wondering – For The Win!

Episode Hosts: Kezza, Jen1, Jen2, PS, Melindaleo, Kismatt, Richard, Dan, Tim, Ryan
Editor: Kezza, she who has not slept
Episode Length: 1’51’49

Episode 79 – Where babies come from…

Episode 79 of PotterFicWeekly, has been released!

In this episode of PotterFicWeekly, we continue our three-episode arc covering Harry Potter and the Power of Truth and Harry Potter and the Power of Faith, by CreativeQuill!

In tonight’s book club:

…We discuss Chapters 15-26, concluding Harry Potter and the Power of Truth

…We discover where children come from! Whether they originate from the womb of Kezza or Harry and Ginny’s biracial manor, we’ve locked our GPS on their point of origin!

…I crash my car into a gas station and learn why Chapter 6 was in fact…quite important.

…Rinna reminds us why she loved this story in the first place.

…and I remind us all why, once again, Poufwa almost made me unemployed.

PeonCast: TNG, Episode 22 continues discussion of the prequel fic, In The Beginning, by CreativeQuill, moving into Chapter 2. It involves the middle. They’ve got Star Trek theme music and everything. I love these people.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Kezza, Rinna, Mike, Kismatt
Editor: No one remembers, but well done!
Episode Length: 2’13’50

Episode 78 – Dean’s Sperm, Gordon’s Eye, and the Newspaper Lady

Episode 78, the third season premiere of PotterFicWeekly, has been released!

In this episode of PotterFicWeekly, we launch into a three episode arc analyzing Harry Potter and the Power of Truth and Harry Potter and the Power of Faith, by CreativeQuill!

What if the magical world DID exist? What if Harry Potter and the major characters from the books were real, and there was a very real threat looming from the magical world?

Hand selected by Rinna for the podcast, the CQ universe may not be the most polished playground in Poufwa history, but provides fertile ground for Poufwanians to be Poufwanians.

In this episode:

Mike expands past MPreg…
I get to the bottom of the number 47…
Mike writes the word “Maura” on the inside of his hand to prevent Kezza from strangling him…
I love Hermione and hate the newspaper lady…
Kezza loves Chapter 6…
We get into a fascinating discussion about Gordon Brown’s eyesight…
Kezza sings…
Rinna tells us what she really thinks about Mike….
…and I make a shocking discovery about the Potter family.

…and did I mention that a very special, sweeps-week romance will break out between two of your favorite Poufwa hosts? Shippers, start your engines.

On behalf of the Poufwa staff, I am also extremely pleased to announce the premiere of PeonCast: The Next Generation!

Starring a whole new generation of Peons, Peon Antics, Pencil Fascination and Harry is a Basketball Player analyzes the prequel to tonight’s fic, In The Beginning, by CreativeQuill. In a burst of activity, the Peons discover:

*their own lack of Star Trek knowledge…
*what is in that Pumpkin Juice, anyway…
*who is looking for Nargles…
*what hair fastener you use…
*and that burning question: how do you see around walls?

This episode will be available later in the week for standard download.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Rinna, Kezza, Mike
Editor: PS
Episode Length: 2’38’20

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