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Episode 91 – Where in the hell is Rae, Harry needs brain bleach & Mike encourages stalkers

Episode 91 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for the fourth installment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode the Peons take over as we cover chapters 1 through 7 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions. Highlights for tonight include:

~ Kayla isn’t prepared because she’s moving to Germany.

~ The New Lord Voldie:  He’s the new Hair Club for Men Spokesman.

~ Draco and Harry BFFs.

~ Potterficweekly, you never know who your hosts really are…

~ Recording Rae = Epic Fail

~ The Hero’s List:  No ticking alarm clocks.

~ Harry’s Hot Liquid Sexiness.

~ Snape the good Dad.

~ Harry does the math:  Brain Beach Please.

~ “Stalkers Never Give Up”

~ Hufflepuff Truth or Dare.

~ Draco is a good friend, really.

~ Beware of Hogwarts Ghosts:  “Fix it!”

~ Mike has questions and more questions.

~ The newest Hufflepuffs are loyal men of action.

~ Elvis is in the Podcast.

~ Rae finds herself in an episode of COPS!

In Episode 34 of PeonCast, The Next Generation: Birthday Presents, a Hufflepuff from Peanuts, and Dallas Ruins Fanfiction we cover F Words 3: The F Word.  Available here or here, and also (at the second link) read on audio by the author.

  • Death Eaters: better or worse than cockroaches?
  • Non-forking family trees
  • A moment of silence for Fred
  • How long a line?
  • Definitely more depth than a teaspoon
  • Tension, release, and ways of doing so
  • Always theirs together
  • The important F-word

Episode Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl
Peons: Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen
Poufwa Editor: Sue, Omly
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 2’18’05

Episode 83 – The Great Big Lioness, Harry’s on Queer Eye making fish tacos, Attack-Turkey Episode of WIN!

Episode 83 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

A whole slew of different people podcast tonight in this third and last installment of our three-part series covering When a Lioness Fights by kayly silverstorm!

In this two-part episode covering Chapters 38 – 77:

~ Ryan has wank;

~ Jen Classic makes Jen2 steer the ship;

~ Jen2 shocks Julia by suggesting a slash relationship between Harry and Draco, thus officially turning on Julia’s gaydar(which isn’t nearly as sensitive as her Jewdar);

~ Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makes its mark on the HP fandom and Harry shall forevermore be making fish tacos with Ted in the Grimmauld Place kitchen;

~ Dumbledore’s lemondrops make another appearance, only this time we’re not sure whether they’re entirely legal;

~ We do a decent job of actually discussing the story;

~ Omly shares about the family’s guard donkey and Julia explains the function of an Israeli attack turkey;

~ and Jen2 shares a musical selection from YouTube by Sungha Jung, child-prodigy and guitarist extraordinaire, in the hopes that everyone else will be plagued by SIHS as well! (Intermission music is also a selection featured from Sungha Jung’s YouTube archive!) Thanks a lot, JULES!

In Episode 26 of PeonCast, titled Greater than Gravity Take Two, the Peons feature Greater Than Gravity, by startinglines!

Due to technical difficulties this is our second try at Greater than Gravity.

~ Fresh fruit and chocolates

~ Salad is boring

~ “Mails here”

~ Hawks vs. Old People

~ Puffed up Percy

~ Merlin is REAL

~ Sword in the Stone

~ Percy’s wand

~ “Audrey, do you know what cola is?”

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Jen Classic, Jen2, PS, Julia, Raesive, Omly, Sue
Episode Special Guests: Ryan, eBaby
Episode Peons: Sue, Kayla, Kelly, Scott
Poufwa Editor: Jen2
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 3’34’37

Episode 76 – Sue watches bagel MPREG, Arthur doesn’t wear a helmet and Lily poops Boggarts

Episode 76 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

In tonight’s episode of PotterFicWeekly, our hosts discuss Chapters 39 through the Outtakes of Backward with Purpose, by Deadwoodpecker, proving once again that our hosts can and will, when given the opportunity, turn something totally benign into a confusing mess, monologue incessantly and gossip like old women.

Some of tonight’s highlights include:

Sue discusses bagel mpreg;

Ryan publicly apologizes to Jen2 for sucking her into the madness of BSG;

Classic Jen bails because of Lee’s butt problems;

Mike buys LSD;

Ryan gets the down-low on Merlin;

PS establishes the existence of Ron’s intelligence;

Ryan, going senile, completely misses major plot points of Deathly Hallows, Snape doesn’t die a lame death and Lavender Brown may be alive;

PS reveals flashbacks from a former life;

A conversation about Daphne Greengrass leads Aaron to monologue on Hitler;

PS frets over the absence of Slughorn and why stories aren’t worth reading if Sluggy isn’t on the character list;

All this and more awaits you…

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, PS, Sue, and Aaron (Kronkk)
Editor: Jen2
Episode Length: 1’56’37

Episode 71 – The Little Podcast That Could

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Episode 71, of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Tonight’s podcast covers through Chapter 39 of LavenderBrown’s The Final Reckoning!

Welcome back for this long-awaited episode… It was doomed from the start. We tried to record it; something like thirty-seven times. In the end, the Peons took over and performed beautifully.

On topic? You bet. They’re Peons. It’s their mantra.

Interesting and informative? Of course. We learn all about how edible underwear are acceptable as a form of food under Jewish law. And that Tricia must wear flip-flops in public shower stalls for fear of coming in contact with random body fluids.

Poufwanian? Sheesh. Who do you think we are? Listen and learn, people. Draco’s squicky relationship with Pansy, Ron’s fight with the garbage disposal and Hermione’s gun fetish: they’re all in this week’s episode!

(Oh. And we promise no elephants were harmed in the recording of this episode.)

Any feedback/comments/voicemails covering tonight’s podcast or chapters can be emailed directly to ryan@potterficweekly.com.

This podcast is rated R, and while it is available to the public without password, it may not be suitable for younger readers.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Julia, Kismatt, Scott, Sue, Tricia (MsLupin)
Special Guests: Jen2, Mike, Ryan
Editor: Jen2
Episode Length: 2’20’39