16.
Somewhere
Over the Rainbow
When Harry and Mr Weasley re entered the house they found George sitting quietly at the kitchen table. He looked up when they came in and his eyes found Harry’s.
“Sorry, mate,” he said, without hesitation. “I shouldn’t have made any of that my business.” Harry shrugged.
“It’s Ginny you need to apologise to.”
“I know, I already have,” replied George. Harry smiled and Arthur patted him on the back as he left the room, heading up the stairs.
“Then we don’t have a problem,” said Harry as he sat down at the table. “How are the renovations to the shop going? Are you on track to reopen as soon as we get back?”
“Sure are,” said George enthusiastically. “Ron’s brilliant with planning this sort of stuff. He’s even got a few good product ideas!”
“He surprises you sometimes, doesn’t he?” laughed Harry. “Hey, can I come and help, you know, if you need it, when you reopen?” George looked at him in surprise and raised an eyebrow in question. Harry looked at the table and began tracing the grain of the wood with one finger.
“I just want to spend some time with Ron, you know?” Harry looked up.
“So that’s why you haven’t moved into Percy’s room?” asked George. Harry nodded.
“We’ve never spent more than a few weeks apart since we were eleven. That fight we had over the tournament in fourth year was torture. I’m going to miss him while I’m at Hogwarts,” said Harry, looking back down at the table. “I reckon I’ve spent enough nights sleeping alone in my own room.”
“Yeah, it is hard,” said George distantly, “sleeping alone. I’ve never slept alone before.” Harry didn’t know what to say to that. He would miss Ron for a while, but George had lost his best friend and roommate forever. The two of them sat in silence until Ron came clattering in about five minutes later. He looked a little flushed and his hair was so rumpled it was messier than Harry’s.
“Hello chaps!” he said enthusiastically as he headed to the pantry to retrieve something to eat. “Isn’t it a beautiful evening?” George looked at Harry and smirked. Harry felt the undeniable urge to giggle and suppressed it quickly.
“And how is Hermione, Ron?” asked George, a sly smile on his face.
“Oh,” breathed Ron as he poured a glass of pumpkin juice, “she’s brilliant.” The pumpkin juice overflowed the glass and poured over the table. Ron shook his head and lazily cleaned the spill up with his wand before sitting at the table and taking a swig before sighing dramatically. George and Harry watched him barely suppressing smirks.
“So, you’ve had a good evening then, Ron?” asked Harry.
“Yeah,” Ron smiled distantly. “You?”
“Yeah, I did actually,” said Harry, smiling faintly. Ron suddenly sobered and looked at Harry critically.
“But didn’t dad drag you into his shed for a … chat?”
“Yeah, he did,” said Harry, perplexed.
“And this chat did not bother you?” enquired George with a frown. Harry shook his head, puzzled.
“Why should it?”
“He didn’t give you dire warnings about respecting our baby sister’s honour and keeping certain … things to yourself?”
“Or an embarrassingly detailed talk about how women think and, er … function?”
“No,” said Harry slowly looking at both of them with raised eyebrows. George and Ron looked at each other before Ron turned to Harry.
“So what did he say?” Harry smiled and stood up, heading for the door.
“That women are smarter than us,” he tossed over his shoulder as he headed for the hallway and up the stairs. He didn’t get very far before he heard Ron and George thumping after him.
“What?”
“Dad said that?”
“Among other things,” replied Harry. “If you two leave me alone long enough for me to say goodnight to Ginny, I might be more specific.” They had reached the second landing now and Harry knocked on Ginny’s door. She poked her head out a few seconds later and then squawked and slammed the door in his face. Harry stared at the door in confusion.
“He did not say anything that explains that, however.” Ginny opened the door a few moments later.
“Sorry,” she said breathlessly. “I wasn’t decent.” Harry wound his arms around her waist, pulling her close and leant forward to whisper in her ear.
“I wouldn’t have minded.”
“Maybe not, but they would have,” said Ginny nodding towards Ron and George who were still standing on the landing behind Harry.
“I just wanted to say goodnight,” explained Harry. “If they want to watch …” and he bent his head and kissed her. Knowing her back was to her door and therefore not in view of her brothers, Harry let his hands drift downwards as they kissed. He could feel Ginny smile against his mouth but he felt alarmed when he realised her hands were heading to the corresponding area of his body, and his back was in full view of her brothers. He pulled away sharply and she giggled.
“I really don’t need to see this,” decided Ron loudly. “I’ll see you upstairs mate.” Harry turned to see Ron’s retreating back and George standing there smirking at them. Suddenly George’s face fell and he stammered something about going to bed and he too vanished up the stairs. Turning back to Ginny Harry noticed she was putting her wand away. He shook his head a smile playing across his lips. It seemed George had forgotten she wasn’t of age and couldn’t use that wand in any case.
“Now, where were we,” murmured Ginny as she reached up and pulled his head down to hers.
When Harry arrived back in his and Ron’s room some ten minutes later he found both Ron and George waiting for him. Harry, knowing his hair was likely messier than usual, attempted to smooth it down, the whole time knowing he was fighting a losing battle.
“Give it up, Potter,” said Ron from his supine position on his bed. “We know what you’ve been up to, apparently with the all clear from our father.” Ron was looking at Harry with an expression halfway between amusement and outrage. Harry just shook his head and pulled his shirt over his head, rummaging about for his pyjamas in the pile of clothes next to his bed. George had made himself comfortable on Harry’s bed and was now looking quizzically at Harry.
“Seriously, what did dad say?” asked George. Harry thought for a moment before replying.
“He said he advised all his sons to wait for marriage, but that he’s not my father,” Harry grinned waiting for their reaction. What Ron actually said surprised and annoyed him.
“Well then, you’re just lucky! I got an entire father-son lecture about respecting women and their bodies and waiting was more than advice!”
“Lucky?” asked Harry hollowly. He could see George from the corner of his eye sit up abruptly. “You really think it’s lucky that my father isn’t around to talk to me about stuff like this? To give me his advice?” Ron was still laying on his bed, hands linked behind his head, looking at the ceiling.
“Yeah, it’s embarrassing …” shuddered Ron. Harry just stared at Ron before abruptly turning and yanking the door open and walking out onto the landing.
“Yeah it’s real lucky that I have no idea what my dad would have said about it, that I can’t ask him about intimacy and feelings and what to do with the rest of my life,” shouted Harry as he stood trembling, shirtless, his pyjama top hanging from his left hand, on the landing. Ron sprang out of the bed and started towards him.
“I didn’t mean - ” Harry just shook his head fiercely and thundered down the stairs. He could hear George calling Ron an ‘insensitive git’ as they scrambled down the stairs after him. He dimly heard Ron answer that it wasn’t the first time and Harry remembered the awful words they’d had over pretty much the very same thing last year. The hatred he’d felt then seemed to surge back and he wanted to get as far away from Ron as possible. Harry landed with a thump on the second landing having leapt down the last few steps and Ginny’s door flew open but he paid her no heed as he yanked open Percy’s door, stepped inside and slammed it behind him with a satisfying bang. It banged open, hitting the wall, only seconds later. Harry spun around to see Ron standing in the doorway.
“Just go away, Ron,” shouted Harry. “Just leave me alone!”
“Harry, I’m sorry. It just came out all wrong. Of course I don’t think that’s lucky.”
Then Mrs Weasley was there telling them to keep it down. At the same time George was telling Ron he had a gift for saying stupid things. Ginny was standing, wide eyed, in her bedroom doorway. Harry glared at Ron, his arms crossed. Hermione had her wand out, ready to throw a shield between them.
“I don’t think that’s lucky,” Ron repeated softly. “I’m sorry.” Harry relaxed a little, dropping his arms and sighing. Ron grinned at Harry.
“In fact I’d think it was the end of the world if I’d just had that chat with Hermione’s dad,” he said. Harry regarded him for a moment before he burst out laughing.
“He was really great about it, Ron,” said Harry. “I just wish things were different sometimes.” Harry noticed that Arthur had joined the rest of the family on the landing.
“Everything alright, boys?” he asked.
“Yeah, everything’s great, thanks dad,” said Harry and Arthur beamed at him. Ron gave him an odd sort of look but Harry had no time to ask him about it because Ginny pushed her way past Ron and her father and into the room.
“What happened?” she asked as she reached him and raised a hand to trace the oval shaped scar near his heart. Harry suddenly realised he was standing there, shirtless, something he had steadfastly avoided, even while swimming. His pyjama top was in his hand and he hurriedly started to pull it over his head. Ginny was still looking at him steadily when his head emerged from the neck of the pyjama top. Harry sighed inwardly. He looked at Hermione who looked worried and was biting her lip.
“It’s a long story,” he replied, avoiding Ginny’s gaze.
“Well, give me the short version,” she said. Harry looked at her then and she was looking at him with a mixture of understanding and expectation. He remembered his own vow that he would share everything with her and he knew that this was more important, more precious to her than access to his vault. He took a deep breath and looked at Hermione who nodded imperceptibly as if encouraging him.
“It was from a … battle I suppose you’d call it,” he started, “with Voldemort’s snake, at Christmas. I was wearing a locket that he’d made a Horcrux out of and it … well I guess you could say it put up a bit of a fight when the snake tried to sort of strangle me.”
“Sort of?” questioned Hermione, eyebrows raised, “you have a terrible habit of down playing things, Harry.” He just looked at her and shrugged.
“I’m just lucky it’s the only scar I’ve got from trying to destroy one of those things,” he said. He felt decidedly odd standing in Percy’s old bedroom in his jeans and pyjama top discussing Horcruxes casually with Hermione. “I’m lucky I’m not dead.” He said it so bluntly that Ginny winced and he cursed himself inwardly and reached out for her. As he pulled her into his arms she wound her own arms around his neck and clung to him tightly.
“When you think about it, you only did destroy one anyway,” mused Ron, heedless of their audience and his sister still hanging from Harry’s neck.
“Well that just proves I didn’t need to do it alone, doesn’t it?” Harry said as he realised he’d not actually spoken of many of the past year’s activities since they’d come home. He wondered how many questions everyone had been dying to ask him and suddenly felt an overwhelming gratitude that they had refrained. Arthur cleared his throat. He seemed hesitant.
“Who destroyed the other ones then?” he asked.
“Ron, Hermione, Professor Dumbledore, Neville …” Harry trailed off.
“He had five?” asked Arthur faintly. Harry shook his head.
“No, seven, although he didn’t mean to make seven, he meant to make six,” answered Harry, stroking Ginny’s back. He continued softly. “I suppose you’d say Crabbe died destroying one. Professor Dumbledore was killed by one.”
“That’s still only six. Who destroyed the seventh?” asked Mrs Weasley hesitantly.
“Well, er … he did,” answered Harry hesitantly. Taking a deep breath he looked directly at her. “When he tried to kill me, he destroyed it.” Mrs Weasley went white as she realised the implications and her eyes flicked up to the scar on his forehead. “The only one I destroyed was his diary and that was pure dumb luck. That one was actively trying to kill me and if it hadn’t been for Fawkes …” Harry felt Ginny stiffen in his arms and he trailed off, tightening his arms around her. She fought him for only a moment before he felt her slump into him and her tears wet his neck. An oppressive silence hung over the room.
“Well, this is an odd time for this all to come out,” remarked Ron eventually. It was punctuated by a loud sob from Ginny. Harry didn’t notice as they all withdrew and he cradled Ginny in his arms as he sank onto Percy’s old bed and held her while she cried.
“I’m okay, I’m still here. It wasn’t your fault,” he murmured into her hair as her sobs subsided. She still clung to his neck like a limpet, quite uncharacteristically. He shifted uneasily as she quietened and stilled. Suddenly she spoke, whispering into the stillness.
“I know. I try not to think about it. I don’t like to think about you hurt or dying,” she said. “And last year, at school … I didn’t know where you were or how you were … I mean I knew you were in danger but … I’m sorry. I guess I got a little overwhelmed.” She pulled away from him abruptly and stood up, wiping the tears from her cheeks and pretending she hadn’t just broken down in his arms. Harry reached out and took her hand, pulling her back to him.
“Tell me about last year,” he said softly. “I used to think about Hogwarts. I used wonder what it would be like to be there, tucked up in a nice warm bed, having dinner in the Great Hall. To be with you. I would get out the map and watch your name. Willing you to know I was thinking of you, hoping you were alright. But it wasn’t as simple as that, was it?” Ginny shook her head. She seemed to be considering something.
“At first it was a bit of an adventure,” she admitted as she wandered to look out of the tiny window. “It wasn’t too bad before Christmas and I had Neville and Luna. Neville told you we reformed Dumbledore’s Army together?” Harry nodded, sensing more understatement, then realised she was looking out of the window and couldn’t see him so he got up and slid his arms around her waist.
“Yeah, we heard things along the way and Neville told us some of what you’d all been up to,” he said softly. “It didn’t sound anything like being tucked up in nice safe beds.”
“Well, no, we kept getting out of bed,” mused Ginny and Harry chuckled as she turned in his arms. “I wish I’d had a map I could have seen your name on, so I would have known you were safe. I used to throw myself into all the things we planned to I wouldn’t have to think about how you might be …” She stopped, staring distantly over his shoulder.
“Well I knew where you were and I knew you were alive but I didn’t know how you were,” said Harry, stroking her hair. “Later Neville told us matter of factly that being pure blood meant they only hurt you, not kill you. It was, quite frankly, disturbing.” Ginny laughed a short, sharp laugh. It sounded harsh in the stillness of the night.
“Some days I don’t know how I am going to go back,” she admitted. “It was horrible and there were days I thought Snape had it in for me specifically. He saw me looking at a picture of us once and he went nuts. It was weird actually.”
“You have a picture of us?”
“Yeah, Colin took it once when we weren’t looking. We were sitting outside, near the lake,” she smiled. “He sent me a copy for my birthday. Hang on.” Ginny scurried out of the room and returned moments later with a dog eared photograph that showed the two of them sitting close under a tree. As he watched himself bend his head down and press a kiss to Ginny’s lips Harry realised that this was the same tree under which his father had taunted Snape when they were fifteen.
“He saw that and just went nuts. I got three week’s worth of detentions for looking at something that wasn’t a text book on school grounds,” said Ginny. “Normally he sent me to Hagrid for detentions. Not this time. I always wondered if he had something against the two of us. He seemed to really hate seeing us together, remember he gave you all those detentions when we started going out?” Harry nodded absently, watching as his photo self gave photo Ginny another kiss. He didn’t miss the fact that Ginny did not reveal what her detention was but he didn’t think now was the right time to ask about it. As he watched the photograph it struck him how much they looked like his parents when he could no longer see their faces clearly and suddenly he knew why Snape had snapped on seeing the photo.
“He wasn’t seeing us,” said Harry softly as he handed her the photo. “He never saw me. He always saw my dad. He was watching my dad steal my mum away from him.” Ginny contemplated the photo for a moment.
“That makes sense,” she murmured. “It wasn’t safe at Hogwarts anymore. I’m worried I won’t feel safe when we go back. I worry that memories will make it seem unfriendly. Which is stupid.” She grimaced and Harry shook his head.
“It’s not stupid,” he said as he pulled her into a hug. “But I’ll be there, I promise. We can make new memories … all over the castle.” And he bent his head to kiss her. Only a few moments later, and much too soon in Harry’s opinion, she pulled away and looked up at him, her eyes once again twinkling with concealed mischief.
“So … you had a chat with my dad?” Harry grinned at her.
“Yes,” he said, “yes I did. It was most … illuminating.” She cocked her head to one side and studied him intently.
“In what way was it illuminating, exactly?” Harry‘s smile softened and put his hand up to caress her cheek as he looked at her. She closed her eyes and turned her face to nuzzle the palm of his hand.
“I think he was warning me that you would try and seduce me,” he whispered. Ginny’s eyes shot open in shock and her jaw fell open. Harry chuckled at her expression. He trailed his hand down her neck, across her shoulder and down her arm. He then moved to her hip, letting his hand drift lower until his gentle pressure urged her to press her body towards his own. His other hand wandered up her back and he pulled her lips to his to capture her them in another kiss. As he pulled away he said, ever so softly,
“He needn’t have worried, I have a very strong will.” Harry released Ginny then and she stumbled back a step, her eyes flew open and with her hair mussed, lips swollen and face flushed and Harry wondered for a moment just how strong his will actually was.
“Goodnight, Ginevra Weasley,” he said as he backed towards the door. Her full name seemed to bring her out of her trance and as she looked at him Harry looked back steadily. “I love you.” He saw her smile as he went around the corner and up the staircase and he suddenly felt euphoric. He bounded up the stairs and threw open the door to the tiny bedroom under the attic. Ron was sitting in his bed, reading a Quidditch magazine and he looked up as Harry stood there.
“Hello, Ron! Isn’t it a beautiful evening?” Ron smirked at him.
“And how is Ginny, Harry?”
“Oh,” breathed Harry as he flopped onto his own bed, “she’s brilliant!” And they both laughed.
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Mrs Weasley seemed very teary the next morning at breakfast as she piled their plates high with bacon, eggs, sausages and toast but none of them paid a lot of attention as they raced through their breakfast and prepared to leave for the day. George and Ron were going to do some final work in the shop before they left the next morning and Hermione and Ginny would join them there after they went to the bank. They all tried to get Harry to come after he’d visited Teddy but he steadfastly refused. He was willing to leave random public appearances in London’s wizarding heart until they came home again. Although the shop would not be open to the public, it had very large windows. Hermione was fretting because the morning mail had not brought their Hogwarts letters and she would have to wait until she returned home. As he watched the other four Floo into number ninety three Diagon Alley, Mrs Weasley piled his plate higher with more breakfast than he could possibly eat.
“Thanks, mum,” he said absently as he read the front page of the paper that Arthur was holding up and stabbed a piece of sausage with his fork. The sausage never made it to his mouth however because he found himself engulfed in one of Mrs Weasley’s rib cracking hugs, his breathing became laboured and his hand was jutting out at an uncomfortable angle and he struggled to hold his fork so that it would not poke him in the eye.
“Molly, let the boy go so he can breathe,” said Arthur, not removing his eyes from the paper. Mrs Weasley let him go and he stuffed the sausage piece into his mouth hurriedly, wondering what he’d done to warrant the affectionate assault as Mrs Weasley busied herself washing the dishes. Arthur lowered the paper fractionally and peered over the top at Harry.
“She likes it when you say that,” he supplied quietly. Harry merely looked at him in confusion. He thought back and tried to work out what he’d said. “She wouldn’t mind Molly, but … I don’t think you realise that sometimes you call her mum.” Harry shook his head. He hadn’t realised that at all. He watched as Mrs Weasley directed the dishes and plates with her wand. He suddenly realised he wanted to call her mum and knew with a certainty that his own mother would not mind, in the same way he had known his father would not have minded. He smiled at Arthur as he pushed his chair back.
“I’m going over to see Teddy now,” he announced. He grabbed a piece of toast from his plate and went to the back door. He paused and crossed the kitchen in only a few steps to give Mrs Weasley – Molly a kiss on the cheek.
“Thanks for breakfast, mum,” he said and watched her eyes light up before he banged out the door and bounded into the garden to apparate to Andromeda’s.
The next morning Molly’s tears were even more pronounced as she fussed over them prior to their departure. Harry was irresistibly reminded of their departure for the World Cup in the summer before Fourth Year. Molly even asked George if he had anything that he shouldn’t take into another country in his pockets. She did resist doing a summoning spell on him this time and when George left he did so after giving his mother a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Molly hugged Harry and then pulled her daughter into a fierce embrace.
“I can’t believe you’ll be all grown up next time I see you!” she wailed into Ginny’s shoulder. “You’ll be of age and my baby will be gone!” Ginny patted her mother awkwardly on the shoulder, refraining from saying that she was already all grown up, wasn’t a baby and hadn’t been for some time, but somehow Harry knew that’s what she was thinking.
“Don’t worry, I’ll always be your baby, mum,” she said instead as her mother released her.
“That’s right,” sniffed Molly. “So don’t you dare go off and get married or anything silly just because you can!” Ginny blushed tomato red as her mother glared at her. Harry put his arm around Ginny’s shoulders and leaned in to press a kiss to Molly’s cheek.
“I wouldn’t dare, mum,” said Harry. He grinned at Molly cheekily. “I wouldn’t dare.”
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“Why on earth is this place a mess?” exclaimed Ron as they arrived by portkey at the designated point, concealed by Muggle repelling charms, in Sydney International Airport. Looking through the large windows that surrounded them Harry saw that there was a lot of building machinery and more than one massive scaffold. Cranes wobbled precariously overhead and half finished buildings rose into the sky, planes appearing to dodge them as they circled the airport.
“You’d
think, if they call this place the showcase of Australia, the Muggles’d tidy it up a bit!”
“They’re
building it Ronald,” sighed Hermione exasperatedly.
“Well, how
is that safe for the Muggles? It’s not as if planes
aren’t dangerous enough without knowing how they stay up and all but they have
to try and drop them out of the sky into this mess?”
“Planes
don’t drop out of the sky, Ron,” said Hermione, less than patiently. “Planes
land.” Hurriedly showing their paperwork to the rather bored witch manning the
International Portkey desk Hermione led Ron over to a
window and began pointing out the runways and attempted to explain that the
planes used these to gather and reduce speed when leaving or returning to
earth. George, Harry and Ginny showed their own paperwork to the witch and
joined them.
“Why does
it look like this then?” George asked curiously. “It is a bit messy. Bit like
my bedroom after an experiment gone wrong, things sticking up at angles all
over the place!” Hermione turned from the window where Ron was watching,
fascinated as planes landed.
“They’re
making it bigger, for the Olympics.”
“The Olly-whats?”
“But
Hermione they’re two years away!” said Ginny incredulously. “They’ve started a
bit early don’t you think?”
“Takes a
long time to build things the Muggle way,” said Harry
matter of factly as he joined Ron at the window of
the nearest gate.
“I can’t
believe they aren’t falling out of the sky!” Ron marveled.
“So am I,
actually,” said Hermione peering out into the gloom. “That’s one nasty storm
out there.” The five of them watched as tiny people hurried about on the runway
below, buffeted by the wind, pulling bags and suitcases from the belly of the
plane below. Rain lashed the windows and the grey world outside looked
incredibly uninviting.
“Oooh this is a lovely place for a honeymoon,” muttered Bill
sarcastically as he and Fleur approached from behind them.
“What took
you two so long?” Ron demanded. “We’ve been here for ages!”
“Never you mind!”
“Thees ees our ‘oneymoon Ronald,” said Fleur. “I zink
you can make up your own mind.” She grinned mischievously at them and George
groaned.
“We do not need to hear that!”
“Right,”
said Bill, “I think we have more pressing matters to attend to at the moment.
For one thing, how do we get out of this maze? And then where do we go,
Hermione?”
“Well, the
best way would be the train station, straight to the city, only they are a bit
behind and haven’t finished the train station yet, so we will have to find the
bus and catch that,” she mused.
“Is it anything
like the Knight Bus?” shuddered Ron. Hermione shook
her head exasperatedly.
“They’re Muggles Ron, they drive a little
more sedately than Ernie!” However the bus proved difficult to board with such
a large group as the weather had caused more than one delay and had resulted in
the baggage handlers walking off the job due to hazardous conditions. The
Airport was packed with weary travelers wondering when they would be able to
reclaim their luggage and eventually crowding onto the shuttle buses, without their
luggage, in order to get home that night. There was no room for a party of
seven with copious amounts of luggage.
The group
watched as a glum looking Muggle climbed into the
last seat on the third bus they’d tried to board. She appeared to be talking to
herself until Hermione pointed out that she had a mobile telephone attached to
the opposite side of her head with the hand she was not waving wildly in the
air. Ron commented that they’d have been dead useful over the past year and it
was a pity they didn’t work around magic. Abandoning the Shuttle bus idea Bill
finally flagged down two taxis with a few Muggle
repelling charms. The fight for taxis was worse than the fight to get onto the
Shuttle Buses but they were a lot easier to cast the charms on.
The taxi
drivers proved to be quite equal to Ernie’s driving skill and Ron hopped out at
their destination looking decidedly green. They huddled next to a nearby
building, which had an overhanging porch above the doorway, in order to remain
dry, while Bill paid the taxi drivers.
“Where are
we?” asked George looking up at the tall buildings, many of which were covered
in flashing lights or other brightly glowing signs. Night had fallen and the
grey skies and smoky looking landscape had given way to sparkling lights on an
inky backdrop, the lights of the city reflecting in the rain that was still
splashing down and coating the buildings and roads.
“George
Street,” Hermione said absently while consulting a notebook she had pulled from
her handbag.
“I realise that we are on a street Hermione. I was wondering
more precisely which one and what are we doing here?” George rolled his eyes.
Hermione looked up exasperatedly.
“We are
standing on George Street,” she said. “George, the name of the street is George
Street. It’s Sydney’s main thoroughfare and quite possibly the first street in
Sydney, being one of the first two main tracks that led through the settlement.
It used to be called High Street as in the best British tradition, but it was
obviously formally named at a later date. It runs from near the Harbour Bridge through the city to the south end of Sydney
and connects to feeder roads out into the Western suburbs-“
“She’s read
a book about Sydney,” muttered Ron. Hermione continued as though he had not
spoken
“- and it
happens to run between Sydney’s main wizarding
locations at Chinatown and The Rocks.”
“So where
are we off to then, Hermione?” asked Bill as he joined them, shaking the rain
from his hair.
“Well,
according to the notes I wrote down there should be a wizarding
pub here somewhere. It’s called The Dripping Bucket, if any of you can see it
through this rain that would be fantastic,” Hermione said.
“The
Dripping Bucket?” scoffed Ron incredulously. “Who calls a pub that?”
“British
wizards trying to recreate home on foreign soil I expect, Ronald,” she
responded tartly. “It’s not like I named the pub, is it? I am just trying to
get us out of this rain and somewhere to stay.”
“I found
it,” interrupted Ginny. Harry looked to where she was pointing across the
street. A small door was wedged in between two office buildings. As his eyes
lingered on the door he could make out the sign proclaiming it as The Dripping
Bucket swinging in the waning wind.
“Let’s go
then,” Harry said, collecting his bag and braving the rain still pelting down
from the heavens. The group dashed
across the busy street and spilled through the door to The Dripping Bucket,
pushing their way inside to escape the freezing droplets.
“Hey, shut
the bloody door behin’ ya,
Blue!” the voice of the barman rang out across the crowded pub, in a lazy
drawl. George hastily wedged the door shut behind him. “I know this pub is
called The Drippin’ Bucket but no need to flood the
place! I’m flat out trying to run this place without you makin’
more work for me!”
“We’re
looking for somewhere to stay, can you recommend somewhere?” Hermione asked him
after she made her way to the bar. “Do you have any rooms?”
“Nah, we
don’t got any rooms anymore. No one stays in pubs
anymore. Got a nightclub upstairs, but,” the barman replied. He was blonde with
a thick neck and an even tan. “You wanna go through
into Origin Alley there’s a hotel in there and
they’ll be able to put you up, bound to have room this time of year.”
“Yes, if
you could just tell us how to get through to Origin Alley?” Hermione asked.
“Youse’re definitely not from around ‘ere are youse? Everyone knows how to get into Origin Alley!” the
man looked incredulous. “Well you just go through the back door there, there’s
a paintin’ in front of you and you gotta tap the yellow dots. Just tap ‘em
with ya wand starting at the top and work your way
down. It’ll roll up and let ya through. Hotel’s about
four doors down on ya right.”
Hermione
thanked the man as they traipsed out the back door in search of the painting.
“They aren’t
very original this lot, are they?’ said Ron. “If it wasn’t for the freezing
rain in August and that weird voice we may as well be back home going through
The Leaky Cauldron!”
“A lot of
things are going to look British, Ronald,” said Hermione. “It was settled by
the British, remember?”
“Yeah, well
I expected it to be a lot less like home, you know?”
“I think
you’ve got your wish Ron,” said Ginny as they came face to face with a massive
canvas which was covered in swirls and dots.
“Blimey!”
Ron muttered. The painting was nothing like anything back home at all.
Stretching at least 6 feet tall and four feet wide, the canvas was covered in
tiny dots arranged to form the picture of a giant snake. Most of the dots were
white, black or a murky colour that was a cross
between red and brown but weaving down the centre was a trail of yellow dots.
Bill got out his wand and tapped each of the yellow dots in turn and the
snake’s head, which was at the bottom of the painting, twisted around to look
at them before slithering a few centimeters towards the edge of the canvas and
suddenly the painting was rolling itself up, exposing the trunk of a massive
tree, set into the wall behind the pub.
The tree
was at about four feet wide and grey and satiny smooth and Hermione concluded
that it was no longer alive at all and it had obviously been sufficiently
massive with a root system so deep that they had simply built the wall, years
and years ago, on either side of it, without removing it. The trunk of the tree
had a rather large gap in it, tall enough and wide enough for a person to
enter. As they went through the gap in the trunk one by one they realised they were standing inside the tree trunk. Another
gap in the opposite side of the trunk led the way to a sparkling hive of night
time activity beyond.
Entranced,
Harry stepped out from the shelter of the old, hollow tree trunk, the others
followed him. Hermione pointed out the hotel a short way down the Alley and
they headed towards it. There were still a number of wizards and witches out on
the streets and it looked as though a thriving restaurant district was next to
the hotel, there were people heading down a tiny alleyway filled to overflowing
with a bustling crowd. The sides were lined with food vendors and the enticing
smells drifted out and swirled around them.
“Cor, the food smells alright, doesn’t it?” said Ron,
entirely predictably. Hermione shook her head at him while Harry bit the inside
of his cheek to stop the laughter bubbling up from inside.
“We need to
check in first, Ronald,” Hermione said imperiously. “Must you always think
about food?”
“Yes,” said
Ron immediately as Hermione dragged him away from the entrance to the enticing
alley and into the foyer of the hotel. The splendor of the hotel was entirely
ruined by the sideshow being carried on behind the check-in desk. There were
two men there, dressed in immaculate matching robes that carried the hotel’s
insignia, having a very loud argument in strident tones.
“I’m tellin’ ya mate, all I said to ‘im woz ‘Aveagoodweegend’,
how can anyone possibly find that offensive?”
“The man
was going to a funeral, you drongo!”
“Dead set?”
asked the first man faintly. “No wonder he spit the dummy at me.”
“Yeah well,
you’re lucky he didn’t draw his wand on ya! Ya great galah!”
The first man had apparently noticed them and imperceptibly straightened his
collar and seemed to put on a new, professional face as he greeted them.
“Good
evening,” he intoned in a low, measured voice. “How can we be of assistance
this evening?” Hermione looked at Bill who stepped up and spoke to the man.
“We’re
after three adjoining rooms if you have them,” he said.
“Of course,
sir, I will check.” Getting out the most enormous ledger Harry had ever seen
the desk clerk began to flick through the pages noisily. Harry started peering
at his surroundings, noticing the strange plants in pots by the windows, the
gold fixtures and the myriad collection of lamps and candles that adorned the
walls. There were a few portraits but the wall decorations largely consisted of
landscapes where the leaves on the trees moved slowly in an invisible breeze
and birds intermittently flew noisily across the canvas skies. Hs attention was
diverted by a group of witches entering the door who were giggling in the most
unbearable fashion. He caught some of their conversation as they drifted past
him to the staircase in the corner of the foyer.
“Oh don’t
be silly, Ashley,” giggled a tall brunette. “I know you’re a bit excited to
visit the Big Smoke but you won’t be seeing celebrities on every bleeding
street corner!”
“I’m
telling you, I saw him, it was definitely him!” shrilled a short blonde with
curls. “They said he was coming so of course he’d be here. Journos
never get it wrong!” Harry wondered idly who Ashley thought she had seen as
Bill accepted several room keys from the clerk behind the desk.
“Do enjoy
your stay at The Orridge Inn,” droned the clerk with
a forced smile. Ron just snorted.
“Yeah it’s
real original around here.” Hermione hushed him hurriedly.
“Thank
you,” she said pleasantly to the desk clerk. “Can you give me some information
about the methods of transport in Australia? We’d like to go to -” she
consulted her notes, “country Victoria.”
“You’ll be wanting the bus then?” the clerk asked. Ron shook his head
vehemently and Hermione elbowed him firmly.
“A bus
sounds fine, if that is the normal way to get places,” she sounded dubious. “It
does seem an awful long way on the map though.” The clerk stared at her.
“You a
witch or what?” he shook his head and said he would gather together some
brochures that they might find useful and send them up.
Bill led
the way up to their adjoining rooms and Harry noted with some trepidation that
they seemed to be situated near to the group of giggling witches he’d spotted
earlier. They were giggling loudly, the door left wide open, in the room
opposite the one Bill handed him a key to.
“Can we go
and get something to eat?” asked Ron as Hermione tried her key in the door on
the other side.
“Honestly
Ron, we just had breakfast!”
“Yeah but now
it’s dinner time … and well, I missed lunch!” Hermione
rolled her eyes at him and pushed the door open, disappearing inside. George
and Harry grinned at Ginny behind Ron’s back and pushed Ron into their room,
following him inside. As he began to close the door behind them Harry thought
he heard one of the giggly witches squeal unbearably loudly. Harry hurriedly
pushed the door shut to block out the horrible noise and looked around at the
room.
The
splendor in the foyer of the hotel did absolutely nothing mask the fact the
rooms were, quite simply, not splendid. It didn’t bother Harry, however, drab
brown walls and uninspiring pictures were not something that bothered him and
they weren’t here to spend all their time in a hotel room anyway. Ron began to investigate the tiny ensuite, poking through the drawers and cupboards. There
was a door in the wall to his left and Harry opened it to find Hermione and
Ginny whispering in the middle of the next room. George peered over his
shoulder.
“Don’t tell
mum Bill and Fleur weren’t in the middle room,” he said and winked.
“Oh, yes
George, because there is so much danger of anything untoward going on with you
and Ron here!” George just laughed.
“It’s not
you and Ginny I’m worried about it’s
Ron and Hermione!”
“Really?”
Harry raised his eyebrow at George who nodded vigourously.
“You’ve heard the way he
talks about her,” he said emphatically.
“Maybe to
you,” mused Harry. “He’s never said anything much to
me.”
“Well he
probably thinks you’d hex him if he voiced, to you, half of what he’d like to
do to her!” chortled George, “cause he would do the
same to you!”
“Just … don’t … George,” he shuddered. “I probably know what he’s
thinking of doing and I don’t want to hear it!” Hermione had marched forcefully
over to the door and was standing there, hands on hips glaring at them both.
Harry hurriedly pushed the door closed and called out to her through the door.
“We’ll meet
you downstairs!” He strode back across the room and grabbed at Ron’s arm,
pulling him out of the door and down the hallway to the stairs.
“I think
those girls in the room opposite ours are barking, Harry,” said Ron as he
followed Harry down the stairs. “I think they’ve been to the zoo or something.”
He didn’t say anything else and Harry just muttered absently that he’d once
been to a zoo.
“No, I
really think they are barking mad,” insisted Ron. “Maybe we should see if we
can move to a different room away from them.”
“Why, Ron?
They seemed a bit giggly, but visiting zoos is hardly a crime!”
“Because
one of them was saying she was in love with an otter!” Ron grimaced. “I think
she said she wanted to marry one!”
Harry made an indistinct noise in his throat, choking down a laugh as they
reached the foyer.
“I’d say
it’s more likely they were giggling about some bloke they want to marry, Ron,” George said. “Girls giggle like mad
about getting married.” Harry nodded emphatically.
“Yeah, they
were giggling when they got here, about someone famous,” he offered.
“Oh, well,
maybe that’s who they were talking about then,” said Ron thoughtfully. “Maybe
his name’s Otter?” Harry went pale.
“Say that
again,” he demanded. Ron looked at him strangely and frowned. Hermione and
Ginny were approaching from the staircase and as Harry watched them he thought
he could hear the group of giggling witches
“What?
Someone famous named Otter?” The three of them looked at each other in horror.
“No,”
breathed Harry. As he looked again at the staircase he saw Ashley poke her head
out from around the corner at the top of the staircase. She squealed and pulled
back again.
“How is
this possible?” he hissed at Ron and George as Hermione and Ginny caught up to
them.
“Bill and
Fleur are staying in,” announced Ginny with a grimace. Harry laughed at the
look on her face, forgetting about the witches in the room opposite theirs. He
reached out and pulled her into a hug before whispering in her ear.
“I bet you
wouldn’t be making that face if we were the ones staying in?”
“Maybe my
mother should have warned me about you
Harry Potter,” murmured Ginny as Harry’s lips began playing with her ear. They
both ignored the argument that Ron and Hermione had started over where to eat
and pretended not to see George deliberately turn his back on their display as
Ginny began threading her fingers through Harry’s hair, bringing his head
closer to her own. Harry moved his attention to her lips and lost himself in
her feather light touch as she danced her fingers through his hair. He thought
he heard George murmur that maybe he should be less worried about the
quarrelling duo and more about the amorous twosome but they didn’t actually
break apart until he felt a whack on the back of his head.
Harry
turned, scowling, to find George wielding a newspaper, The Daily Oracle. Harry
just stared at George as if he had lost his mind because as far as Harry was
concerned – he had. George simply unfurled the paper and Harry took one look at
it and blanched.
POTTER NUPTIALS
PLANNED
Reports have it, on good authority, that Harry
Potter, wizarding Britain’s most eligible bachelor,
is no longer eligible!
It seems that he and his long time girlfriend,
a Miss Hermione Granger, have planned to marry right here. His arrival is
anticipated sometime today. Actual details of the event have been kept securely
under wraps, even from this intrepid reporter.
Speculation is rife that the hasty nuptials
have been planned due to the ill timed arrival of a bundle of joy during the
war that tore apart wizarding Britain over the last
two years. Potter has been seen several times in the company of a small dark
haired baby that can only have been his child. It seems he is finally about to
do right by the poor tyke’s mother.
The article
was accompanied by the picture of him and Hermione in the Leaky Cauldron and a
smaller, fuzzy inset picture of him and Teddy that had obviously been taken one
day at Andromeda’s. Harry scowled fiercely.
“Blimey,
Harry,” said Ron, “I thought dad and Kingsley cleared that mess up?”
“Obviously
not,” ground out Hermione. “This report is worse than the last one!”
“And what
do they care all the way over here anyway?” grumbled Harry as he screwed the
paper up and lobbed it at a nearby bin.
“Tabloid
news, it’s got global appeal,” muttered Ginny. Harry gave her a warm smile and
slung and arm around her shoulders, pulling her close. He looked up at Ron and
Hermione.
“Let’s go
have some fun,” he grinned at Hermione. “What are they going to do when they
see both of us at the same time with someone else? The stories can’t get any
worse!” Hermione laughed and slipped an arm around Ron’s waist. George eyed
them distastefully.
“I need to
find myself a chick,” he muttered as he trailed after them.
“If you
keep using that term I’ll hex you, George,” complained Hermione, twirling her
wand. “The correct term in Australia is sheila.” The
five of them spilled out laughing into the street and headed to the alleyway
next to the hotel.
A large
sign bolted the wall at the entrance of the alleyway indicated that it was
called Tucker Run. The vendors that lined the streets sported large colourful signs and placards that proclaimed them as ‘the
best place to get seafood’ or ‘award winning’. Harry strolled down the narrow
alley way, his hand in Ginny’s marveling at the sights and sounds that
enveloped them. Ron pulled Hermione ruthlessly from vendor to vendor, from one
restaurant to the next. The tiny street held a vast array of delicacies from
all over the world. There were meats spinning on spits, sizzling stir fries and
seafood buffets. Delicate pastries and exotic ice creams spilled from dessert
lounges and drink vendors pedaled juices, soft drinks and aromatic coffees.
Eventually
they settled on a table in the back corner of a restaurant that boasted ‘Modern
Australian Cuisine’, figuring that if they were here they might as well
experience the local fare. The menu was a colourful
selection of meats, flavoured with bush herbs and
spices, including Barramundi, which Hermione assured a dubious Ron was a fish,
and kangaroo steaks.
“They eat
kangaroos here?” asked George as if he couldn’t quite believe it.
“Sure do!” came a lively voice from Harry’s elbow. “Only place in the
world they eat their own national emblem, so they say. Not that I’ve ever been
able to work out who ‘they’ are in any case.
“So where
are you lot from then? Don’t get too many travellers
in August. Mind you I’ve noticed it’s been a bit busier lately. Perhaps it’s
that British war being over. Never seen so many Poms around for years. It’s like they’re all tryin’ to flee the country. You woulda
thought they woulda tried to flee before now!” Harry
raised his eyebrows at Ron as the blonde waiter gave them his version of what
he called ‘The Pommy Situation’.
“Well - ” began Hermione but the waiter ignored her and simply
kept talking.
“The Muggles like to get involved globally. Used to be a time
when they’d send soldiers to fight for British Muggles,”
he never seemed to take a breath. “Can’t say as wizards ever
do that though. Certainly wasn’t no campaign or anything over ‘ere for Aurors to go over or nothing. Some reckon the British
Ministry got taken over by that evil bloke so they weren’t about to ask for
anyone else to fight them were they? But who knows what’s
real that comes from those British news sources.” They way he said
‘British news sources’ suggested he considered them a bigger evil than Voldemort. It seemed he hadn’t finished.
“Of course
bit more allied to America these days,” he said ‘America’ as if it was worse
than British news sources. “The people are alright o’course
but they’ve got some weird Muggles running that joint, I’m telling you. Think the US Ministry is better run
though. Anyway, where are you lot from?” Hermione glanced at Harry and Ron
before speaking up.
“Britain,
actually,” she said. Hermione was about to continue, when the waiter took
another deep breath and went on.
“Oh so
you’ve been there then? Fair dinkum? Course you have,
you live there! Don’t ‘spose you were involved in
that war at all? Nah, kids like yourselves woulda been
a bit young to get involved – although they reckon the whole thing came to a
head at a school or summat?” he looked at them
expectantly but did not give them a chance to confirm or deny what he obviously
thought were rumours as he plunged on. “Of course
that Potter bloke’s not very old, schoolboy they reckon, so
I suppose it could be true. ’Snot ridgey didge if you ask me, can’t trust
that British press. I mean I ask you, as if he’d come ‘ere to get married. Seen that story ‘ave youse?
If he’s still at school he’s not likely to be getting married at all! What a
load of rubbish. Course you look a bit like the sheila
they reckon he’s marrying, could get you in a bit of strife.” He waved a finger
in Hermione’s general direction as he finished. Hermione smiled and Harry
looked at her with a raised eyebrow while Ginny tried valiantly to stifle a
giggle.
“Anyway
I’ve gas bagged enough at you lot. I’m supposed to be telling you I’m ya waiter for this evening and my name’s Johnno,” he paused, which had been a rare occurrence during
his monologue, before he sighed. “It’s not really Johnno,
it’s just Jonathon but the owner thinks the punters want some sort of Aussie
flavor and he thinks that is it. I mean really if he wants Aussie flavor he
should just stick to smothering the kangaroo steaks in bush spices and serving Liliypily Icecream.”
“And that’s
what Australians eat?” asked Ginny dubiously.
“Nah,”
Jonathon replied, “most of ‘em eat
the same as the rest of the world. The Muggles eat a
lot of stir fries and pasta but wizarding folk seem
to have got stuck in some sort of British time warp and it’s
all dumplings and mutton. Muggleborns like me are
changing that of course but I don’t think we’ll ever give up the lamb roast.
Stuff like emu is mostly in restaurants. You can get kangaroo in a supermarket
but few people actually buy and cook it. Anyway, what’ll youse
have?” They ordered some of the more exotic things on the menu at Jonathon’s
suggestion. He said that even though it wasn’t your normal fare it was actually
quite good, for a change of pace. The restaurant was filling up slowly but no
one paid any mind to the small group in the back corner. About halfway through
their entrée Bill’s patronus turned up and asked them
where they were. Hermione sent back a message and Jonathon expanded their table
and conjured up two more chairs. Bill and Fleur arrived moments later while
Jonathon was fetching some extra menus in preparation for their arrival.
Harry
shuffled his chair around to fit the two newcomers at the table and when
Jonathon came back he greeted Bill and Fleur, handing them the menus before
asking the rest of them if they wanted anything else at the moment. It was the
first time he’d seen more than Harry’s profile and Jonathon stopped dead in the
middle of a long winded sentence that extolled the virtues of Australian Muggle Beer over the imported British mead. He leaned in
close to the table, eyeing Harry with his blue eyes and dropped his voice to a
whisper.
“Here, you look like that Potter bloke,” he swung
towards Hermione and his jaw dropped. His eyes narrowed. “Well you coulda let a bloke know before letting me carry on like
that before!” Jonathon looked behind him swiftly and he took his wand out of
his pocket and cast a series of complicated charms around their table.
“What was
that for?” asked Bill curiously.
“Privacy
charms,” Jonathon replied. He waved vaguely to a table near the front of the
restaurant. “There’s a bunch of witches over there and they are giggling about
Potter something fierce. You’re him, aren’t you?” Harry nodded mutely. Harry
and Ginny craned their necks to see the table in question. It was Ashley and
her friends from the hotel.
“Well you
don’t need to be bothered by the likes of them,” said Jonathon authoritatively.
“They’ve been going on about following you around. I reckon maybe they’re
stalking you. They can’t see you now though. Somehow, they got a strange
compunction to go looking elsewhere. When you’ve finished I’ll take you through
the back.” He paused thoughtfully. “It might cost you an autograph though –
Naomi out the back’s a bit of a fan, don’t know if I
can get youse past her.”
“You’ll
have to start signing them eventually,” mumbled Ron, his mouth full of food.
“Are you going to eat that Hermione?” Jonathon watched shrewdly as Hermione
passed him her plate, shaking her head, a smile on her lips and Ron responded
by running his hand up her arm and leaning in to kiss her cheek.
“Stop
that!” said George. “Honestly, you two are sickening. We are at the dinner
table!”
“So, er … ya definitely not marrying
her then, hey?” said Jonathon to Harry. He assumed a supremely smug look. “Knew it.” Harry shook his head, a smile playing on his lips
and Jonathon took Bill and Fleur’s orders and
scurried off to attend to his duties.
Jonathon
would come back at irregular intervals during the evening to recommend a dish
or particular drink. Occasionally he’d give them a report on the giggling
witches.
“There’s
this waitress,” he paused and pointed her out during one of his visits, “Susan,
and they have managed to convince her that they know you! She’s running around
like a chook with it’s head
cut off catering to their every whim. I don’t know what she thinks she’s going
to get out of it. I’m not at all sure she isn’t a sandwich short of a picnic if
she believes that giggly lot. Honestly, sheilas!”
Jonathon glanced hastily at Hermione who growled at him. “You should definitely
try the wattleseed dip with fresh fruit.” He finished
hastily before scuttling back to the kitchen.
True to his
word Jonathon escorted them through the kitchen and out the back door of the
restaurant. Harry stopped to sign a napkin for an awestruck Naomi, who happened
to be the kitchen hand and as they spilled out the back door into a dingy
alleyway he thought he could hear Susan’s shrill voice exclaiming over the
napkin and cursing the giggly witches at the table near the window.
“Well, youse all have a good time while ya
here,” said Jonathon as Bill conjured several umbrellas to shelter them from
the rain that had begun to fall once again. “It was nice meeting youse.”
“I thought
it’d be a bit more, you know, dry,” said Ron grumpily, “land of sunshine and
that. If I wanted rain I can get that back home.” He moodily splashed the toe
of one of his shoes in a puddle. Jonathon looked at him thoughtfully.
“If you
want dry you should go outback or up country,” he said. “It’s dry as a bone
there. This rain, here, not much good in the long run. If it don’t
fall where it can get into the river system and on the farming lands it’s just not
much good at all. We’ll take as much rain as we can get right now. Haven’t had
a lot for two years now.”
“Oh we are
going to the country,” piped up Hermione excitedly. “When I
can figure out how to get there. The hotel clerk really wasn’t all that
helpful with transport arrangements.”
“Oh you’ll
want Ernie’s bus,” said Jonathon as if it was accepted fact. Harry swallowed
heavily.
“You have a
bus driven by Ernie?” he asked, monotone. Ron paled. Jonathon nodded eagerly.
“Yeah,
Ernie’s me best mate! I help him on the bus sometimes but me job keeps me
pretty busy so usually it’s Bert,” Jonathon was once again warming to his
topic. As they stood there in the street, the water splashing on their legs and
dripping into the top of their shoes Jonathan launched into another monologue.
“Course it’s not really Ernie’s bus. I mean he don’t own it or nothing, he just
drives it. Loves that job he does, been doing it since we left school. Ernie
took a holiday in New Zealand once and rode the bus there. He’d never ridden it
back here seeing as the train lines run to school. Don’t s’pose
you lot catch a train to school do you?
“Anyway,
prefers brooms normally, does Ernie, Bert too for that matter but they took
this trip in New Zealand on their bus, crazy bloke what drives that one, and
when he got home and finished his EMUS all he wanted to do was drive the silly
bus!”
“Emus?”
asked Hermione faintly. Jonathon nodded firmly.
“Ernie Bingle, sport mad sod! I mean he could be so much more but
instead of sitting normal exams he sits for the Exceptional Magical Umpire
Scores and then starts driving the bleeding Roobus!”
“Roobus?” questioned Ron as he quirked an eyebrow.
“Yeah,”
said Jonathon enthusiastically, “we named it, me and Bert and Ernie! It used to
be called the Blackhound, but what sort of a stupid
name is that for a bus? So we renamed it the Roobus. Much more sensible.”
“Er, quite,” said Bill, clearly not understanding why it was
in fact much more sensible. Perhaps Jonathon sensed this because he sighed
exasperatedly.
“Stands to
reason dunnit?” he looked from one to the other and
they stared back at him blankly. “Crikey poms are daft. You got a bus that hops from one place to
another, what else would you call it?”
“Oh, sure,”
said Ron a little weakly as he raised an eyebrow at Harry who shrugged. As far
as Harry was concerned Jonathon was alright – if a little enthusiastic.
Jonathon had treated Harry courteously and without the awe that attended some
of the other people he’d met recently. His prompt shielding of Harry from the
giggly witches had earned Jonathon, although he did not know it, a new friend.
It was
getting late when Harry found himself walking back to the hotel on a nearly
deserted street, sharing an umbrella with Ginny and listening to Hermione as
she explained what she had organised with Jonathon
regarding the Roobus. He really did try to listen
carefully to Hermione’s long winded explanation about apparating
buses and how it would only take moments to go the six hundred kilometres from Sydney to Yackandandah,
something that took the Muggles six hours. Of course
Ernie might have a few stops along the way but wouldn’t that be a wonderful way
to see the country. The Roobus didn’t operate on
weekends but there was so much to see in Muggle
Sydney and Jonathon was happy to take them on a tour in the morning. Of course
they might not be able to sleep at the right time so who knew what sort of
havoc that would create with their body clocks.
Harry
wondered briefly if Hermione had always talked in this fashion or if it was
something she’d picked up from Jonathon himself. He soon paid it no heed
because he could feel Ginny’s hand, which had been resting on his hip, slide
down to rest in the back pocket of his jeans and it made him acutely aware of
her hip bumping into his and her hair swishing back and forth over the arm that
he had slung around her shoulder. She leaned her head against him as they
walked and Harry found himself slowing down until they were behind the rest of
them, Hermione gesturing all the while. Taking his chance Harry stopped and
bent his head down to kiss Ginny. With the umbrella as a shield he didn’t
hesitate to deepen the kiss immediately. Ginny responded promptly and he was
soon lost in her, standing in the middle of the footpath.
Dimly he
heard Bill call out to them that they could find their own way back to the
hotel but if they weren’t back in an hour he’d hunt them down. Harry took that
as permission to continue and they made full use of their allotted hour.