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Special Edition 19 - Sirius is Scooby Doo, Ron is Santa and Pumpkins are ice cream

Now that it’s debuted on PFW Radio, Special Edition 19, Poufwa’s Halloween edition, has been released!

In this episode, PS searches high and low for the nearest Dairy Queen, everyone forgets which holiday they’re celebrating, the true identity of Santa is revealed, and the Headless Horseman gallops through Hogwarts while we gallop through Halloween themed HP fics: both of them.

On behalf of the crackerjack team over here at PotterFicWeekly, Merry Christmas everyone!!!!

Episode Hosts: Kezza, PS
Episode Guests: Sue, Melinda, Scott
Episode Length: 1′48′53

 
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In the words of Mike from episode 90 - No one panic.

I SWEAR I didn’t break the forum! It wasn’t me, I was off doing church things being as it is Sunday here in the future. Ryan is still in the past, in Ireland, and as soon as I can find someone in the present to press the right button all shall be well.

In the meantime we have a Facebook page

Hopefully, we’ll see you soon back on the forum - feel free to download a podcast or two while you’re here ;)

kezza

Episode 91 – Where in the hell is Rae, Harry needs brain bleach & Mike encourages stalkers

Episode 91 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for the fourth installment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode the Peons take over as we cover chapters 1 through 7 of Harry Potter and the Time of Good Intentions. Highlights for tonight include:

~ Kayla isn’t prepared because she’s moving to Germany.

~ The New Lord Voldie:  He’s the new Hair Club for Men Spokesman.

~ Draco and Harry BFFs.

~ Potterficweekly, you never know who your hosts really are…

~ Recording Rae = Epic Fail

~ The Hero’s List:  No ticking alarm clocks.

~ Harry’s Hot Liquid Sexiness.

~ Snape the good Dad.

~ Harry does the math:  Brain Beach Please.

~ “Stalkers Never Give Up”

~ Hufflepuff Truth or Dare.

~ Draco is a good friend, really.

~ Beware of Hogwarts Ghosts:  “Fix it!”

~ Mike has questions and more questions.

~ The newest Hufflepuffs are loyal men of action.

~ Elvis is in the Podcast.

~ Rae finds herself in an episode of COPS!

In Episode 34 of PeonCast, The Next Generation: Birthday Presents, a Hufflepuff from Peanuts, and Dallas Ruins Fanfiction we cover F Words 3: The F Word.  Available here or here, and also (at the second link) read on audio by the author.

  • Death Eaters: better or worse than cockroaches?
  • Non-forking family trees
  • A moment of silence for Fred
  • How long a line?
  • Definitely more depth than a teaspoon
  • Tension, release, and ways of doing so
  • Always theirs together
  • The important F-word

Episode Hosts: Sue, Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl
Peons: Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen
Poufwa Editor: Sue, Omly
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 2′18’05

 
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Episode 90 - Neville’s a drug addict, Rosmerta needs HRT and Hermione’s on Viagra

Episode 90 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Join us for  the third instalment in our series on The Psychic Serpent Trilogy by Barb.

In this episode we cover chapters 24 through the Epilogue of The Psychic Serpent. In this episode:

Mike podcasts from a falling dryer on Neptune that is rolling down a hill infested with cockroaches

Jen2 and Kezza break up over movie tickets and biscuit cans but Kezza and Mr Kezza get married in spite of Titanic

Mike breaks up with Draco and Ryan breaks Mike with hugs and a love-meter

The Harry Potter child actors meet Diff’rent Strokes and grow pot while dressed as transvestites without knickers looking super-meg-foxy-awesome hot

Ryan cracks against Jo Rowling and menopausal Rosmerta while favouring the F-word

Mike makes Jen2 blush in the fluffy room and Kezza loses it at the thought of popcorn

Dethryl collides with Wizards in Kilts and Mike and Kezza try to forget Irish lesbian McGonagall and Scottish Seamus

Ryan Turns Around for Barb, Dethryl ships Mike and Ryan thinks about Kezza’s popcorn when he should be working
Mike solves the duelling mystery and is not helped by the quicksand wisdom dispensed by the hosts

None of the hosts know who the Head Boy is, who dated Cho and Fleur, if Cedric Diggory has more going for him than great hair or whether Roger Davies is evil or just boring like Terry Boot

Even when they all drop off the call they pick it right back up again right where they left off talking about Harry’s banana

There is nothing to be said about the Viagra … just listen as Mike delivers a safe sex PSA

In Episode 33 of PeonCast: The Next Generation, Three Puffs and a Gryffy walk into a Podcast, the Peons share with us Antosha’s The F Words 2: Fame.

Loswen arrived to balance out the Puffiness but we forgot to tell her to read the previous chapter. Oops.

The Hufflepuffs steal Harry and Luna, the Gryffindors throw Hermione out and Daniel plucks heartstrings. Then it?s time for popcorn as The Next Generation goes back, waaaay back to Number Ten …

Listen on as Daniel and Loswen have a showdown, Dumbledore is cast in Lord of the Rings because he has a ring and Kayla gets visitors to Canada, the safest place next to Oz …

Episode Hosts:  Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike
Episode Guests:  Sue, Dethryl
Peons:  Sue, Kayla, Daniel, Loswen
Poufwa Editor:  Kezza
PeonCast Editor:  Sue
Episode Length: 2′45′21

 
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Episode 89 - Blah, blah, blah, blah … blah, blah … blah blah – and Huggles is Getting Hitched!

In this instalment of PotterFicWeekly, we review chapters 11-23 of The Psychic Serpent by Barb. Stay tuned for some exciting announcements!

In the actual fic …

Hermione visits the water cooler to protect against Harry’s super sperm

Harry’s penis is conflicted and leading him around the castle like his own very short leash

Draco Malfoy is a Skeevy Perv, George has a beautiful chest and fake Neville, the bagel is not horny enough

Sandy is a Big Brother Contestant but clearly, it’s actually a teen sex comedy – behold, Porky’s at Hogwarts

In other news …

The ED belongs to Ryan (unfortunate …)

Aaron and Dethryl are too young to laugh about sixteen candles and Daniel Radcliffe is a poor’ little tiny man

None of this was apparently enough to keep a red-blooded American male awake … WAKE UP AARON!

On Tonight’s PeonCast Scott goes MIA but Editor Sue comes to the rescue as the team begin their sojourn with Antosha’s F Words, er series, with the first fic – Friends.

Introducing Ryan and Chi’s Love Child

~Cody is in a tunnel

~Luna has Faith

~Dan doesn’t know which twin dies

~ Terrible Teens

~It’s all Sue’s fault

~Scott’s audio is contagious

~Kayla’s blond moment

Episode Hosts: The Ghost of Ryan, Jen2, Kezza
Episode Guests: Melinda, Aaron, Dethryl
Peons: Sue, Cody, Scott, Kelly, Kayla
Peon Special Guest:
HDan
Poufwa Editor: Omly, Kezza
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 2′29′52

 
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Episode 88 - The Combined Colliding Forces of Frozen Kezza, Menopausal Jen2, and Whormione

In honor of the release of ABC’s new series Flashforward, we flashback without reason to Episode 86 at several points in this episode. Sadly, we’re so random anyway you likely won’t notice!

Episode 88 of PotterFicWeekly, our funniest episode yet, has been released!

For the next nine episodes, Poufwa dives butt first into Barb’s classic Psychic Serpent Trilogy!

In Harry’s fifth year he gets a snake with the Sight. Hermione’s torn between Ron and Harry, who’s torn between her and Ginny, who’s torn between him and Draco Malfoy, who’s torn between her and loyalty to his father. Plus: a Prophecy, Animagus training, a Dueling Club, Snape’s Penseive, kilts, giants, house elf liberation and more!

Over the next few weeks, prepare for in-depth character analysis, lips drawn into invisible lines, Hermione’s bikini, sex-ed with Mike, possums with Kezza, and Poufwa’s best Spamelot! As we close in on Episode 100, and more importantly - sweeps! - watch for your favorite Poufwanians to pair off!

In tonight’s episode, we cover Chapters 1-10 of Psychic Serpent!

Jen2 and Kezza are forced to make a thingie…

Mike, lights, and the wall cockroach!

Mike predicts the end of the Psychic Serpent triology after reading something like six paragraphs, and knocks his inability to comprehend mpreg firmly into second place on the “Top Ten Mike Moments” listing!

Hermione’s bikini pops up, or something like that.

Mike knocks his prediction on the end of the Psychic Serpent trilogy firmly into second place, and his inability to comprehend mpreg firmly into third place, with his own self-ship projection, revealing his middle name and PS’ first name for the first time. Oh, you thought they were two different names? You must be a new listener!

Jen2 ships Ryan, Kezza ships Ryan, Mike ships PS, Jen2 ships Kezza, Son and Heir ships eBaby, Danny ships Sandy, and Ryan ships Mike!

There’s singing. A cat dies.

On tonight’s PeonCast, disaster struck. Cody’s computer exploded and melted her lines for tonight’s episode. Not to allow fantastic episode to go to waste, Sue recruits Mike to play Cody!

Please join the peons in reviewing Up to Speed, by Amelia Bedelia!

Lily and James used to be best friends, hanging out in their neighborhood with each other. But once they were accepted into Hogwarts, they went their separate ways - James, the popular prankster, and Lily, the know-it-all bystander. But will their past be able to bring them back together?

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike
Episode Guests: Dethryl
Peons: Sue, Cody, Kelly, Scott, Tricia
Poufwa Editor: Ryan
PeonCast Editor: Sue
Episode Length: 3′17′24

 
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Episode 87 - Fanny Packs, textiles, and kleptomaniac deer!

Episode 87 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

In our final episode discussing Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness by Andrew/thanfiction, we review chapters Chapters 20-25 and bring Andrew onto the podcast!

The fandom is an escape from real life that is primarily a text-based environment. We may speak to each other on Poufwa, but there’s no visual component and we’re denied the assistance of body language. Suffice to say, the interview was a bit awkward due to a remarkable series of crossed signals. When you think you’re defending a friend, reality gets blurred, and everything snowballs.

Not every experience with authors and their readers have been pleasant ones for us at PotterFicWeekly. I’m pleased to say that above and beyond, this one truly was. Any rockiness on the journey will soon be forgotten because the partnership ended on a very high note. I look forward to my future participation in the DAYD universe, including spending most of my Irish honeymoon curled in the fetal position!

Back to work! In this episode:

~ Jen Classic is missing and presumed dead. You’ll never guess where we found her…

~ Madam Pomphrey is a bitch!

~ I nearly have an end-of-the-story flip-flop!

~ Mike on Spiders and Swedes!

~ Drunk Mike in the woods with a stolen shoe!

~ Mike explains the accidental wank, as only he can…

~ Tim is a fanboy, and why Andrew is the coolest person ever…

~ The wheels come off the wagon…

Thanfiction’s Artwork - Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness

The DAYDverse: Hope Is Still Recruiting

The Peons close out the evening with Episode 30, a double-edition of PeonCast, And then there were Crickets, with discussion of thanfiction’s DAYD one-shots Praeclarus_Merde and Ducere

In tonight’s PeonCast:

~ Special thanks to LassieLupin and Lexy fer helping out at the last minutes!
~ Hagrid’s Harry Pirate Party
~ Ravenclarrr Door FTW
~ Twin talk w/o the twins
~ Crickets attack Sue
~ Scott gives us a language lesson
~ Ravenclaws do it with Style
~ A haircut fer Terry
~ Glasses-a tactical weakness or hidden strength
~ Being a officer
~ Every House has a strength
~ Debating: a time and a place
~ Kids’ book or adult: a fandom split
~ What details really mean
~ Sometimes simple spells win
~ Hooked on potions
~ Brotherly support
~ Wacky and serious–two sides of the M&T coin
~ Canon complexity in character
~ Peoncast makes another convert
~Also featuring a voicemail from Scarlett!

Next week, be sure to catch the first of nine episodes covering the full Psychic Serpent Trilogy , by Barb!

In Harry’s fifth year he gets a snake with the Sight. Hermione’s torn between Ron and Harry, who’s torn between her and Ginny, who’s torn between him and Draco Malfoy, who’s torn between her and loyalty to his father. Plus: a Prophecy, Animagus training, a Dueling Club, Snape’s Penseive, kilts, giants, house elf liberation and more!

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Mike, Sue, Tim
Episode Guests: Jen Classic, Andrew
Peons: Sue, Scott, Lexy, LassieLupin
Poufwa Editor: Omly, Ryan
PeonCast Editor: Sue, Scott
Episode Length: 2′59′54

 
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Episode 86 - Poufwa goes global: It will not hurt!

Episode 86 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

Poufwa jumps back into its coverage of Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness by thanfiction with coverage of Chapters 14-19!

For your listening pleasure:

~ I am the new Chi and a fanboy, all at the same time!

~ Poufwa tries to make a phone call. Thank God email still works!

~ Were we discussing a fic?

~ Neville pulls rank…

~ Jen2 and Kezza share a brain…

~ Mike learns the facts of life - AGAIN!

~ Squirrels rampage!

~ Neville needs Hannah to water him. Turn around!

~ Ryan *HEADDESK*

~ Mike is Delusional. And yes, I cut and paste that from a past episode release!

~ It’s time for a political analogy!

~ Kezza needs a break. She needs those.

~ Jen2 cracks herself up with Latin. She’s so silly.

~ Six degrees of separation and everything’s related to incest.

~ We applaud Andrew’s attention to detail…

~ Harry Potter: Pizza Delivery Guy

~ Death Eaters get Continental Breakfast: Discuss.

~ Jen2 snarks at me. She is no longer silly!

~ Neville is Made of Awesome. Want to fight about it?

~ For Cedric and Hufflepuff…

~ Gran: A military Mama!

~ “There is nothing more romantic than baby cheese…”

~ Mike is 0 for 5…

~ Zach Smith turns more yellow…

~ A Ravenclaw, in the Great Hal, with a butter knife…

~ Babies grow in tummies…

Also this evening, the Peons are pleased to release Episode 29 of PeonCast, Courage and Cowards, with discussion of thanfiction’s DAYD one-shot Wisdom To Know The Difference!

Grant me the courage to change the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I cannot, and the wisdom to know the difference.

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Ryan, Jen2, Kezza, Mike
Episode Peons: Scott, Kayla, Kelly, Sue
Poufwa Editor: Kezza
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 2′52′06

 
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Episode 85 Links

Thanfiction’s Artwork - Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness

The DAYDverse: Hope Is Still Recruiting

Support Stacie Auction Board

PS’ Support Stacie Thread

Ryan

Do the best you can for as long as you can. Remember that all may yet be well. Don't be afraid.

Episode 85 - Neville’s Gran’s Vulture’s Hat, and the canonicity of Hermione/Books

Episode 85 of PotterFicWeekly has been released!

This evening, Poufwa resumes its coverage of Dumbledore’s Army and the Year of Darkness by thanfiction, highlighting Chapters 7-13!

We remain in Jen2’s debt for choosing this thrilling fic for our podcast. She wanted to be here this evening to contribute - she really did - but apparently her hip popped out of its socket in a freak vacuuming accident. The frame to her bed also snapped so she’s out shopping. Hope to see you soon, Jen2! *chomps on popcorn*

In this episode:

~Rinna and Mike spend two hours together and Snape comes up frequently. Maybe we all need popcorn!

~The characters of Filch, Snape and Seamus are heavily analyzed. You’ll never guess who thinks Filch was misunderstood!

~Also included in this episode are several doses of carnal impropriety and several more rounds of “Was that canon or After the End?”

Also this evening, the Peons are pleased to release Episode 28 of PeonCast, Not Starring the Whomping Willow, with coverage of Tied Together, by stmargarets!

~Kelly’s favorite author

~Scott impersonates Alex, Ryan’s text reader

~Kayla is happy to be done with school

~Kid voices for the win

~Herbology lesson from Sue

~Engorgement Charms

~Kayla channels Ryan

~And as always, Kayla records over a bistro

Happy listening!

Episode Hosts: Rinna, Mike, Scott, Tim
Episode Peons: Kelly, Kayla, Scott, Sue
Poufwa Editor: Rinna, Ryan
PeonCast Editor: Scott
Episode Length: 1′56′09

 
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